Can you find any of my fallacies?
I want to surf. All blonde haired people surf, therefore I should surf. If I dont get to go surfing soon, someone will loose a limb. All surfers aren't the brightest of beings, thus all people should be able to surf. A surfboard is like a fish because they both go in the water, hence I should surf because I am like a fish. Last summer I didn't get to go surfing and so I got the flu, I was then close to loosing my life because I almost ended up getting hit by a car due to my drowsiness. What then?! What if I ended up in the hospital, my life would be over and the whole world will fall into a depressed state. Nobody wants that. It is said that everyone should try surfing because icecream tastes sweeter in the summer. Even Dude Surfalot, a professional surfer, says that surfing calms the soul. So everyone with a soul will be calm when surfing. In conclusion, I must surf now.
